MATT GROENING

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From his autobiography (Groening rhymes with complaining):

I'd been drawing since the first day of school. I got to school, didn't like what the teacher was saying and retreated into my cartoons. I got in trouble for it quite a bit. In fact I knew that when a cartoon got confiscated by a teacher and crumpled up, the angrier the teacher, the better the cartoon.

So I just continued that professionally and started drawing cartoons about the place I worked. My first job in Los Angeles was at a little copy place. I photocopied a lot of really bad screenplays and when people weren't looking I would draw my own comics and then xerox them and make up for my meagre salary.

I grew up reading cartoons - my father was a cartoonist and we had stacks of magazines full of cartoons. I read Dr Seuss and all the dailys - Al Capp, Lou Adler, Charles Schultz and so on and I'd try to imitate them but I could never draw as well as those guys. I thought - jeez, I'm never gonna make it. But I enjoyed doing it so much that I continued to do it in my spare time and I thought well I'm gonna be loading tyres in a warehouse in years to come, drawing pictures of the boss when he's not looking and pinning them on the bulletin board. That's really what I thought the rest of my life would be like. The fact that now I get to sit in a magnificent set like this, based on my own doodles, it's just like a dream come true!

Next...

I came up with a comic strip called Life in Hell, based on my early experiences here in LA. I really wanted to be a writer so I looked in the Los Angeles Times in the classified section, under wanted writer. And there actually was one. It said Wanted writer/chauffeur. And I got the job. I was the chauffeur and ghost writer for an old B movie director. My job was to ride around during the day and he'd tell his stories about life in Hollywood and then at night I would condense these brilliant anecdotes into his ever-increasingly thick autobiography. I was merely the latest in a long, long line of chauffeurs. The problem with this guy was that he was losing it a bit towards the end. So he'd tell me stories and he'd get completely confused. We'd drive up into the Hollywood Hills and he'd say "ah, there's Cary Grant's mansion, I'll never forget that night with the big party." And then we'd drive past the same place and he'd say "ah, Laurel and Hardy's mansion". I don't think Laurel and Hardy actually lived together, nor did they live in the same mansion with Cary Grant, but he thought they did. And so when I got home from that job I'd sit down and draw in my little comic strip called Life in Hell.I developed the look for Life in Hell from drawing in school. I had an ability to draw while keeping my eye on the teacher, so that's how come my stuff looks like it does. All my cartoons have that look - big eyeballs, little noses and the huge over grown over-bite. All that's based on drawing while I'm not looking. It's worked for me anyway.

Huh? Who? And what? ......

I got a call from James Brookes who was starting the Tracey Ullman Show, to do some animation for the show. I decided to make up brand new characters and came up with the Simpsons very shortly before my big presentation. I was in such a hurry that I just drew 5 characters - Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa and Maggie and just named them after my own family. Actually my mother's name is Margaret but Marge sounds funnier when being yelled by Homer. Lisa is my little sister and Maggie is my younger sister. There is no Bart. I'm not Bart and I'll stick to that story.

Doing the show was a great turning point because I'd never done animation before. I'd done a little bit with books and I did make a movie when I was 12-years-old called The Humanoid versus the Other Humanoid. I took my sister Lisa's Barbie doll and I took Maggie's little Chatty Cathy doll and I took their heads off and just animated them, wrestling nude, for a few minutes. That was my introduction to animation.

The Characters and what not...

Well I wasted my whole life watching television so this was my opportunity to make use of all those wasted years. The Simpsons is a combination of Leave It To Beaver and Ozzie and Harriet and all the other American cornball sitcoms that I love, mixed with a bit of revenge on my friends and neighbours as I was growing up.

The characters are simple and strong. They love each other and they hate each other. I avoided sentimentality. People who love each other also drive each other completely nuts. The Simpsons is every family only more so. I think the Simpsons provides a mental health service to the world because you can look at them and go "we're not as bad as they are." Cheers you up a little. Something like Wait 'til Your Father Gets Home, well I've always thought it was about animators who hated their families.

If there was a predecessor to The Simpsons I guess it would be The Flintstones, although it stays within its own boundaries. Even as a kid I was frustrated by The Flintstones. I always wanted a Tyrannosaurus Rex to come in and eat Pebbles. I hated that kid...

Getting the folks going... I don't know why people get so riled up by The Simpsons but it makes me so happy when somebody falls for it. If a cartoon can make a good portion of the audience laugh and enrage another part of the audience, that's the best feeling in the world. You've got Daffy Duck and you've got Elmer Fudd. Why people choose to be Elmer Fudd I don't know, but I'm so thankful that the Elmer Fudds in the world exist, because it's my duty as a Daffy Duck person to drive the Elmer Fudds crazy. Because we're a cartoon show it's not exactly glamorous for execs to come down to the set. They're not gonna see beautiful actresses saying their lines, there's just cartoon characters so they tend to stay away. They don't get a thrill looking over an animator's shoulder while he's drawing a picture of a guy with spiky hair and gigantic eyeballs. So they just don't care. Second reason is they don't understand what makes animation work anyway, and the third thing is... I don't know what the third thing is.

Transport...

Well, I guess we paid an airline company to paint the characters on the side of a plane, but it's not our plane. And the thing I always wonder is people have bought their ticket and they walk out of the airport and they see the Simpsons on the side of the plane. Would you get on that plane? I wouldn't.

I went to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and saw this 60 foot Bart balloon, but, typical of the Simpsons, the balloon was sort of half deflated and it was crashing into the crowd. It was so cool to see these people say "Oh look it's Bart - AAAAAAAH!"

Scene II ACT II

One of the great things about doing animation is that you have the opportunity to do all sorts of wild stuff. Elastic-band reality I call it. Also, it's the age old thing do you portray a world the way you wish it were or the way you see it? I just happen to see the world as full of people with gigantic eyeballs and big over-bites
- and dammit so are you!

Hopefully some more Matt pics coming shortly..........

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All About Matt

"Most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed I would never forget," says the 40 year-old cartoonist. This is the very same man who reared The Simpsons and helped bring them to life. Although, he prefers to think of himself as "a writer who just happens to be a cartoonist."

Matt Groening was born in Portland, Oregon on 15th February, 1954. His father, a cartoonist himself, encouraged his son’s primitive doodlings. Matt enjoyed drawing from an early age, but felt a strong loathing for colouring books, mainly because he was not able to stay inside the lines. In primary school, little left-handed Matt drew cartoons when he should’ve been paying attention, which left strange gaps in his education. To this day, he does not know his state capitals, and don’t bother asking him to multiply any numbers between 7 and 13. He’ll just stare at you blankly.

In high school, Matt continued his frivolous ways. He drew cartoons in every class, even Physical Education, injuring himself severely while doodling on the parallel bars. Until he was kicked off the staff, Matt drew cartoons for the school newspaper. Feeling the revolutionary enthusiasm of the time, Matt and his hippie pals formed their own political party, the Teens for Decency. Responding to the campaign slogan, "If You’re Against Decency, Then What Are You For?", his confused classmates elected Matt Student Body President and immediately regretted it.

Matt attended the Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington, taking full advantage of the school’s no-grade, no-required-courses policies. There he met fellow cartoonist Lynda Barry, who inspired Matt to keep plugging away at doing cartoons when he was unsure of himself. He graduated in 1977 and drove to Los Angeles to become a writer, where his car broke down in the fast lane of the Hollywood Freeway just above the Vine Street exit at 2 am, later inspiring "Life in Hell", Matt’s first cartoon series.

But things didn’t happen quite as he planned. Instead of writing newspaper or magazine articles, he worked as a chauffeur and "biographer" for an 88-year-old director of really bad movies. Groening drove the man around and listened to his stories. In the evening, he typed up notes about the stories. This was not a very good start for a hopeful writer.

He lived in a small apartment. The guy downstairs liked to play loud rock ‘n’ roll in the middle of the night. At first, Matt tried to get back at him by blasting reggae music. He finally got his point across by dropping a cinder block on the floor, which knocked out his noisy neighbour’s ceiling light. But this small victory didn’t make up for his other disappointments. Matt couldn’t stand the Los Angeles smog and unattractive vistas. And his lack of professional progress was a big letdown.

So, for relief, he decided to send a message to his friends back home. It wasn’t a boring letter telling about his unhappiness. Instead, it was a comic book about life in Los Angeles. He called it "Life in Hell". The comic strip starred Binky, the lonely buck-toothed rabbit (In 1985, he told Los Angeles magazine that Binky was the "stupidest" name he could think of) and it soon became an underground success in L.A. Matt found himself making 500 copies instead of 20. In 1980, the strip started to appear in the Los Angeles Reader, a weekly paper where Matt worked as an editor/delivery man.

But many readers were annoyed by Binky’s habit of yelling about hip slang like "boogie" and ambience." To stir more interest in the strip, Matt changed the rabbit from a grump to a victim. "The second my characters began to be tortured and alienated, the popularity began," he told Newsweek in 1987. "The more I tortured them, the more the readers loved me." The adventures of Binky - and his girlfriend Sheba and one-eared son Bongo - struck a chord. The strip isn’t the best-drawn in the world. That’s OK. The words are the real attraction. Groening often crams every spare bit of space around his drawings with text.

The comic strip is still running and currently appears in about 250 newspapers around the world, much to Matt’s amazement. There have also been eight "Life in Hell" books published, all but one with the word "hell" in the title. The book Matt was recently working on in the series is titled "Binky’s Guide To Love", a cynical view of love and human relations, which is basically what the entire series is about.

In 1985, renowned film and television producer James L. Brooks, who also founded Gracie Films, showed interest in Matt’s work and asked him if he would be interested in working on some animated projects in the future for his comedy series The Tracey Ullman Show. Matt accepted the offer and a meeting was set to discuss it further. 15 minutes before the meeting took place, he was told he had to come up with something new and original. As the legend goes, while waiting in Brook’s foyer he hurrily sketched a quirky looking family consisting of one father, one mother, two girls and one boy - and named them each after his own family members (with the exception of Bart).

In the meeting, the executives liked what they saw, but they wanted to know a little more. Groening recalls: "They asked me: ‘What does the father do?’ and I answered, ‘He works at a nuclear plant.’ They laughed and then I knew we were in."

Matt currently lives in Los Angeles with his radiant wife, Deborah Caplan; his sons Homer and Abe; and more pet ducks than you can shake a stick at.


INTERVIEW WITH MATT GROENING by Jamie Angell

"I have known Matt Groening longer than I’d care to remember.
He has been making me laugh and getting me into trouble since grade school. We were kicked off our school newspaper, and elected to student government. We formed the infamous Banana Gang and its rival the Teens For Decency, as well as the Komix Appreciation Klub, an organisation devoted to publicising and reporting elaborate conferences and raucous parties which never took place. Due to the statute of limitations I am unable to reveal more recent events, but I can tell you that he was partially responsible for my changing my name for four years."

- Jamie Angell

 

Matt: Question?

Jamie: Question?

Matt: I’m waiting.

Jamie: Oh! All right. I thought you were just... ummm... oh.

Matt: I’m not gonna rant. Have to respond.

Jamie: I’d rather you rant, but.....What do you hope The Simpsons does to people who watch it?

Matt: Well, you know how irritating it is when other people try to change you?

Jamie: Mmm-hmm.

Matt: But trying to change other people - that is one of the greatest delights in the world. So I try to delight myself.

Jamie: Can you change them?

Matt: Irritate them. I mean change them.

Jamie: Irritate and change them.

Matt: It’s always fun - kids know this - to tell a joke that makes all the kids laugh but which confuses and annoys the teacher. And that’s what I try to do as a grown-up - entertain part of the audience and annoy the other part. I don’t want to get too scientific, but you can divide people into two groups: the Daffy Ducks and the Elmer Fudds. The Daffys are the people who laugh and annoy other people, and the Elmers are the ones who don’t laugh and get annoyed. And there’s plenty of ‘em.

Jamie: That’s true.

Matt: Which makes life very fun. ‘Cause if you’re a Daffy Duck, you must try to provoke the Elmer Fudds. The fact is, Elmers are annoying too, so if you can annoy them back, and also make the Daffys happy, then you not only feel entertained, you also feel... morally superior.

Jamie: When did you first get an inkling of this Elmer/Daffy theory?

Matt: It happened in the first grade, when kids are pretty innocent little creatures. We were all standing in a circle out on the playground, and Mrs. Hoover said, "Quiet, children," and I, in my youthful exuberance, let loose with this high-pitched shriek. And Mrs. Hoover said, "All right, who blew that whistle?" Well, there was no whistle, it was just me shrieking, so I clammed up, and Mrs. Hoover went crazy searching the kids for the whistle. It was quite amusing. She couldn’t believe that these little six-year-olds were denying they knew who had that whistle. But there was no whistle. That was the crafty part.

Jamie: So you kind of stumbled into it.

Matt: And the rest of my life has been blowing invisible whistles and making people wonder.

Jamie: Did you find you had any allies, or were you pretty much blowing a whistle by yourself?

Matt: Well, you were a co-conspirator, Jamie. And The Simpsons is staffed by a bunch of people who you can tell were wisenheimers when they were kids.

Jamie: Was it more difficult to be a Daffy Duck when you were younger?

Matt: Too many school rules are arbitrarily assigned just because grown-ups feel kids should be controlled. Most kids are creative and rambunctious enough to realise that these rules are stupid, but they instinctively humour adults. There are some great, dedicated teachers out there working under appalling conditions, and they need all the support they can get. But even the outstanding teachers often get engulfed by the edicts from above, which makes their good work that much more difficult. And over the years the good teachers and the kids are gradually forced to buckle down and comply with arbitrary authority. It seems the main rule that traditional schools teach us how to sit in rows quietly, which is perfect training for grown-up work in a dull office or factory, but not so good for education. And what a few of us did is realise, hey, that’s not the life for us - so we started trying to entertain ourselves. Sometimes that entertainment took the forms of pointless pranks and dim-witted wisecracking. But some of it was more creative. We did puppet shows, drew cartoons, wrote plays, made movies, drew comic books, and all the rest.

Jamie: If, as a kid, most everyone has a sense that things are screwy, how is it that, as adults, we perpetuate the screwiness?

Matt: Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. I also found child’s play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult. Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn’t mean only artistic creativity, although that’s part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people. The dismal reality is that a lot of people have to work at crummy jobs that they don’t want to do. But even if you have a crummy job, you have to save a part of yourself, maybe a secret part, and do the things you want, so that you can be yourself. I’d like to think that’s one of the hidden messages of The Simpsons. It’s a show about people who don’t know that secret, but the making of the show is an example of that secret. Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

Jamie: Why is it that so many people think the Simpsons are bad role models?

Matt: A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that’s not what life is all about. That’s not real. It’s never going to happen.

Jamie: Then why do they believe it?

Matt: I’m not sure. Psychologically, you know, as infants, we think we’re omnipotent. We think we’ve created the universe and that everything responds to our whims. Then lousy reality sets in. We find out that the world does not correspond to our vision, and some of us continue to fight back for the rest of our lives. I’m not saying that people on the other side are wrong. I just think theirs is not an attitude which brings any kind of profound happiness. In fact, if anything, it brings profound unhappiness.

Jamie: It seems like they’re trying to live some idea of a correct life rather than living their own life.

Matt: One of the things I like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed as a kid. So, if I’m thinking about an audience, it’s usually a younger version of myself. When I watch The Simpsons, I think, "Man, I would’ve really liked this cartoon when I was a kid." If I could speak from the future to my younger self, I’d say a couple of things: Keep your spirits up, because things are going to get a lot better when you get out of high school. You’re going to meet a lot more people who are interested in creative weirdness as a social activity. And: Save your work! No matter how stupid you think it is at the time. Keep a diary. Keep drawing. Save your art. Save your comic books. Especially save your comic books.

Jamie: Yeah. Definitely. Boy.

Matt: And put the stuff in a cardboard box and keep it in your closet. And when you go away to college, or to your job at the oyster-shucking factory, don’t let your mum throw it away - take it with you. And don’t touch any of the stuff in the box until you’ve washed the oyster juice off your hands.

Jamie: What else do you do outside The Simpsons?

Matt: I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That’s what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

Jamie: What do you use to draw with?

Matt: I use Rotring Rapidograph pens, which come with easy-to-change ink cartridges. The pens are colour-coded - I use the blue one (.70) to draw the characters and dialogue, the brown one (.50) to draw very tiny lettering, and the orange one (2.0) to draw dialogue balloons and the edges of the frames. I draw it twice as large as it’s printed, on two-ply Bristol paper, and shrink it down. When you shrink things down, it reduces the wobbliness of the lines - and I need all the help I can get. I used to use a Koh-I-Noor Artpen, the one with a yellow barrel and a very flexible nib, but the company stopped making it, and didn’t respond to my desperate plea to buy any extras lying around the warehouse. If anyone out there knows how I can get this pen, or at least its nibs, please contact me. A frustrated cartoonist will be very grateful.

Jamie: What did you draw with when you were a kid?

Matt: Felt-tip pens, which are really fun to draw with, but I warn you: they fade. Eventually the ink will disappear. You’ve got to draw on good paper, too. Otherwise, the paper will turn as yellow as the Simpsons, and eventually crumble.

Jamie: Did you plan to become a cartoonist?

Matt: I never thought that I would, because all my friends could draw better than I could, except you. (Bemused laughter.)

Jamie: And that’s the truth. (Frivolity continues.)

Matt: I met Lynda Barry at The Evergreen State College - cool place, no grades - and she was drawing crazy cartoons at the time. Her cartoons were so wild, they inspired me to continue plugging away.

Jamie: What other inspirations do you draw on?

Matt: I love checking out just about everything that’s put out for entertainment and intellectual consumption: music, art, movies, TV, literature, advertising, pinball machines, bubblegum cards, cereal boxes, black velvet portraits of the Smurfs. I try not to let anything in our culture be either too high or too low for me. I have a little trouble with stuff at the very bottom of the pile, the mean, ugly stuff. And I also have real problems with 19th Century French art songs.

Jamie: Clearly, you make a lot of references to popular culture, both high and low, in The Simpsons.

Matt: That’s not just me. A lot of talented writers work on the show, half of them Harvard geeks. And you know, when you study the semiotics of Through the Looking Glass or watch every episode of Star Trek, you’ve got to make it pay off, so you throw a lot of study references into whatever you do later in life.

Jamie: How do you feel about the magnitude of The Simpsons success?

Matt: It’s impossible to keep in mind how many millions of people watch TV. The numbers continue to stagger me. Another staggering thing is the huge number of people who have jobs because of The Simpsons. It’s spun off into merchandising, books, syndication, advertising, law suits, and this magazine [Simpsons Illustrated]. These freakish little doodles keep a lot of people gainfully employed, at least part time.

Jamie: Hallelujah.

Matt: The Simpsons is an especially collaborative show. Jim Brooks, a true genius, gave me my first break on The Tracey Ullman Show. And he’s always fought to maintain a level of emotional realism in The Simpsons when the temptation is to just go wacky. I’m grateful to Mike Reiss and AI Jean, who are brilliantly funny workaholic writers, a rare combination. They pushed the show into more ambitious and complicated areas. And the writers, despite eating habits almost as grotesque as my own, have also been unbelievably great: Jon Vitti, George Meyer, Jeff Martin, John Swartzwelder, David Stem, Frank Mula, Conan O’Brien, Jay Kogen and Wally Wolodarsky. We’ve got a mostly new gang of writers/ producers for next season (currently screening here), and in general they have much healthier eating habits, so we’ll see if the show suffers.

Jamie: Do you have the same appreciation for the show’s animation?

Matt: Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. But the job the directors do - under a gruelling schedule - is always amazing. It’s easy to get complacent about the visuals on the show, since we don’t do a lot of dazzling animation effects that call attention to this goofy medium. But the acting, sense of place, and pacing are all top-notch. David Silverman and Wes Archer have been with Bart since the prehistoric days, and over the years they’ve been joined by Brad Bird, Rich Moore, Mark Kirkland, Jim Reardon, Jeff Lynch, and Carlos Baeza [and now Susan Dietter, their first female director], all of whom have distinctive styles and odd quirks that make the show unpredictable. But it’s not just the writers and animators. The actors ad-lib stuff that goes into the show. When you see Harry Shearer do both Mr. Burns and Smithers in the same scene, it’s frightening. And Hank Azaria, who does the voice of Apu and Moe, always cracks me up. Then there’s Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith, and Nancy Cartwright, who are perfect. And of course there are the behind-the-scenes people who rarely get attention: Alf Clausen, our composer, who keeps knocking out fantastic scores; Mark McJimsey, who edits the show day and night; and casting director Bonnie Pietila, who lines up all the great guests we have. I’ll continue this list in my next interview.

Jamie: Is there anything that you’re able to do with the magazine that you can’t do with the show?

Matt: The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all. They’re really imaginative. They show a lot of hard work. Steve and Cindy Vance, Peter Alexander and I look at every one of them and we can’t believe it. We just want to say to everyone who has sent in a drawing: "Thank you so much! You really make us happy." And again, save your work. Don’t throw them away.

Jamie: Is there something you have yet to achieve that you want very badly?

Matt: I think the world is almost ready for a Simpsons amusement park. We’ll call it Simpsons World, of course. The centrepiece will be Homer Mountain. You’ll enter Itchy & Scratchy Land at your own risk. And you’ll be able to eat heavily-salted snack treats in the head of the 600-foot-high statue of Bart Simpson.

Jamie: Wow. Maybe his teeth could rotate.

Matt: His whole head will rotate. We’ll build this in the centre of Los Angeles, and at night Bart’s jumbo spotlight eyes will shine into mansions in Beverly Hills. And we’ll have a blimp in the shape of Marge Simpson hovering over the city, making annoyed Marge murmurs through giant loudspeakers hidden in her hairdo.

Jamie: What other stuff do you like?

Matt: I love the work of Gary Panter, who does William & Percy, and John Kricfalusi, who created Ren & Stimpy. I’m really looking forward to seeing what he does next. I’m always intrigued by people who have a unique vision that they express musically. I’ve liked Frank Zappa since I was a kid. I also like a Jamaican screwball named Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry, Sun Ra and his Solar Myth Arkestra, Captain Beefheart, Daniel Johnston, Yma Sumac, Perez Prado, Olivier Messiaen, Holger Czukay, Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys.

Jamie: What books influenced you when you were a kid?

Matt: As a little kid I loved Dr. Seuss. Later I got into Mark Twain, Catcher In The Rye, by J. Edgar Hoover, I mean J.D. Salinger. Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. Who else? P.C. Wodehouse, James Thurber, S.J. Perelman, Robert Benchley, Jean Shepard. One of my main influences was Cartooning The Head And Figure by Jack Hamm, which demonstrated on page 3 that you can evoke all sorts of emotions with the crudest little ink squiggles.

Jamie: What’s coming up?

Matt: Simpsons Comics & Stories was a smash, so Steve and Cindy Vance, Bill Morrison and I are scheming to figure out how to do comic books on a regular schedule. Any interest out there for a Radioactive Man comic book? The next Life In Hell book will be Binky’s Guide To Love, a sequel to Love Is Hell, and someday I’d like to animate the rabbits and Akbar & Jeff for TV. A book called Bart’s Guide To Life will also be coming out next fall, and maybe someday we’ll do a Simpsons movie. Any more questions?

Jamie: No, I think that’s pretty much it.

Matt: This interview is gonna be very, like, especially towards the end, very, you know, rambling and discursive.

Jamie: That’s okay. I mean -

Matt: But make it easy on yourself. You don’t have to type up the stuff that you know is not going to be in there.

Jamie: In conclusion, what do you want on your tombstone?

Matt: I don’t want Bart Simpson.

Jamie: How about a tombstone shaped like Bart Simpson?

Matt: Uh-oh.

Jamie: Little pointy head. With spikes.

Matt: Ahh. My destiny.

(Extracted from Simpsons Illustrated, Autumn 1993)

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Matt's Top 100

BOOK, FILM, MUSIC, TELEVISION,
COMIC STRIP, OTHER

1. Vietnamese spring rolls or sex.
2. Frank Zappa’s Lumpy Gravy, Uncle Meat, Burnt Weenie Sandwich, Hot Rats, The Yellow Shark, etc.
3. Scuba Diving.
4. Lynda Barry’s Ernie Pook’s Comeek.
5. Igor Stravinsky’s
The Rite of Spring. (2-piano version)
6. Gary Panter’s Jimbo.
7. The Wizard of Oz, directed by Victor Fleming.
8. Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 and Something Happened.
9. Carol Reed’s The Third Man.
10. Oliver Messiaen’s Turangalila Symphony and Oiseaux Exotiques.
11. J. D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye.
12. Satiyajit Ray’s Apu trilogy.
13. Charlie Chaplin’s The Circus.
14. Raymond Scott’s Powerhouse.
15. Lee 'Scratch' Perry’s Blackboard Jungle Dub.
16. Stanley Kubrick’s Lolita and Dr. Strangelove.
17. Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead II.
18. Yma Sumac’s Mambo!
19. Ernie Bushmiller’s Nancy and Sluggo comic strips.
20. Buster Keaton’s Seven Chances and Steamboat Bill Jr.
21. Irving D. Yalom’s Existential Psychotherapy.
22. Anything by Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys and Milton Brown and His Musical Brownies.
23. Henry A. Shute’s The Real Diary of a Real Boy.
24. Anything by the Comedian Harmonists.
25. Dr. Seuss’s On Beyond Zebra.
26. Ronald Searle’s The Female Approach.
27. Mal Waldon and Eric Dolphy’s The Quest.
28. G. Legman’s Rationale of the Dirty Joke and No Laughing Matter.
29. A Volta, by Ed Lincoln.
30. Nino Rota’s Juliet of the Spirits soundtrack.
31. Glen Gray and the Casa Loma Orchestra’s Glen Gray in Hi-Fi.
32. Anything by Erik Satie.
33. Thom Kah Kai soup.
34. Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band’s Trout Mask Replica.
35. The New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival.
36. Ren & Stimpy.
37. SCTV.
38. David Letterman.
39. Albert Brooks’ Lost in America.
40. Wim Wender’s Wings of Desire.
41. Son House’s Death Letter.
42. Jackie Chan’s Project A, Part 2.
43. The Avengers (with Diana Rigg).
44. Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle.
45. Eric Knight’s You Play the Black and the Red Comes Up.
46. Anything by Bob & Ray.
47. Tuli Kupferberg’s 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft.
48.
Tobias Wolf's This Boy’s Life...
49.
The Trumpet King’s Meet Big Joe Turner.
50. Green Acres.
51.
R.D. Laing’s Knots.

52. Kids in the Hall.
53. The Fugs’ It Crawled Into My Hand, Honest.
54.
Cari Barks’ Uncle Scrooge comics.
55. "Mistakes", by Madness.
56. Thrift Store Paintings, edited by Jim Shaw.
57. Richard Lester’s How I Won the War.

58. Nicole Hollander’s Sylvia.
59. Cartoons by Heather MacAdams.
60. David Boswell’s Reid Fleming, World’s Toughest Milkman comics.
61.
Peter Bagge’s Hate comics.
62.
Daniel Clowes’ Eightball comics.
63.
The Bonzo Dog Band’s Cornology.
64. Suburbia, a book of photographs by Bill Owens.
65. Doug Allen’s Steven comics.
66.
Bananas.
67. Dennis P. Eichorn’s Real Stuff comics.
68.
Anything by "Big" John Patton (my favourite jazz organist).
69. "Man in the Street" by Don Drummond (classic driving 1965 ska instrumental).
70.
Andrew Sarris’ The American Cinema: Directors and Directions 1929-1968.
71. George Anthiel’s Ballet Mechanique.
72. The Compleat Tex Avery (laserdisc box).

73. Eric Berne’s Games People Play.
74.
William Cameron Menzie’s Invaders from Mars.
75.
James M. Cain’s The Postman Always Rings Twice.
76. "Crazy" by Patsy Cline.
77. Henry Kane’s Armchair in Hell.
78. Raymond Carver’s Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?
79.
George Miller’s The Road Warrior.
80. William Kotzwinkle’s The Fat Man.
81. Robert Grudin’s Time and The Art of Living.
82. Alice Miller’s The Drama of the Gifted Child.
83. The Wizard of Oz, by Salman Rushdie (British Film Institute book on the film).
84. John Lennon’s In His Own Write and A Spaniard in the Works.
85. Art by Kenny Scharf.
86. Martin Denny’s Exotica.
87. Flannery O’Connor’s Collected Stories.
88. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse.
89. John Cleese’s Fawlty Towers.
90. Esquivel’s Infinity in Sound Vol. 2.
91. Dr. Seuss’s The 5,000 Fingers of Dr.T
92.
David Greenberger’s Duplex Planet magazine.
93. Kampung Boy and Town Boy, by Lat (Malaysian cartoonist’s autobiographical books).
94.
Jim Woodring’s Frank in the River comics.
95. Harvey Pekar’s American Splendor comics.
96. The Golden Age of Looney Tunes, Vols. 1-3 (laserdisc boxes).
97.
Cartoons by Rowland Emmett (old Punch cartoonist).
98.
Joel and Ethan Coen’s Blood Simple.
99.
A Critique of Religion and Philosophy, by Walter Kaufman.
100.
Any video bloopers featuring small animals biting TV personalities.

Thanks to The Simpsonian Institute.